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Become the missing link
How I land $3,000+ clients with a simple Google Doc and "missing link" copy
"You don’t look for the REAL reason they’re struggling to lose weight. You already know it’s because they mainlined sugar, butter and Reese's Pieces for the past 5 years. But that point is largely irrelevant for now."
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Harry Beadle
Apr 19, 2024
Fixing my offer
I couldn't land a client until I fixed these 4 things...
"No-one cares what you say or do. And the ones who are are probably Cheeto-gobbling sloths locked in their parents’ basement, with a physique that's starting to look more and more like a melted ice cream on a hot summer’s day. Ignore them. They’re only moody because they’ve seen less sun than Dracula in the past 4 years."
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Harry Beadle
Apr 15, 2024
Sales, but on steroids
The most valuable skill to learn in 2024 is NOT writing. But this is...
"You’ll be able to sell a condom to a nun. You’ll be able to sell Captain Hook a second glove. For fuck’s sake, if you get really good (and learn to quack), you’ll probably even be able to sling an umbrella to a duck."
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Harry Beadle
Apr 11, 2024
Screw competence. It's transformation you're chasing.
Audrey Lo, $30k/month and a CRUCIAL lesson in marketing
"You’re teasing them with the carrot on the end of the stick, sure. But here’s the thing: people only want to eat a carrot when you remind them how fucking hungry they are."
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Harry Beadle
Apr 10, 2024
Get inside their mind
Struggling to land clients? These 7 KEY questions will fix that TODAY
"Within a few days you’re not just ready to go to dinner with them, you’re ready to whisk them off on a last minute trip to Paris, do a Zumba class with her mum and complete their damn tax returns."
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Harry Beadle
Apr 9, 2024
Clients on command
The REAL reason they aren't buying: The "clingy couch problem"
"I knew as soon as I closed my eyes I’d be greeted by my alarm telling me to put on a suit, spend half an hour on a packed London tube getting smushed like that sandwich you’ve left in the bottom of your bag and listening to the most miserable git in the entire world drone on and on while I sat there, fantasizing about toe punting him off the side of a bridge like that dog in Anchorman (“Baxterrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!”)"
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Harry Beadle
Apr 8, 2024
Hey, I'm Harry.
I quickly realised the traditional 9-5 life was a load of bollocks.
So I decided to do something about it.
4 months later?
I had a $10k/month personal brand, quit my job and now spend every day getting paid to do what I love: writing dope content and teaching other people how to become full-time creators.
Want the same for yourself?
Drop me a line here: harrybeadle@harrybeadle (I'll get back to you in under 24 hours).
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