"But I’m not sat there locked and loaded at Tweetdeck like a 14 year old kid, headset on, 4 Red Bulls deep and ready to be dropped into a Call of Duty Warzone skirmish that’s gonna make his palms so sweaty Eminem has to release a whole new album."

"And that, my friends, is how you free yourself from your desire to get up from your desk, punch a hole through your laptop screen and yeet it straight out the fucking window because, yet again, you can’t think of a damn thing to write about."

"Cardslingers: The lads that, no matter how many rounds they’ve already bought, are more than happy to walk up to the bar, possy of 10 in tow, and draw their card from their pocket with such speed and conviction that if William Graham decided to do a 21st century remake of Billy the Kid, they’d be first in line for the part."

"People don't want a big social media following. They want the ability to wake up on a Monday, not have to sit on a sweaty train for an hour every morning and not have to spend the entirety of their 8-hour workday dreaming of what it would be like to get up from their desk, saunter over to their boss, and RKO their smug face straight through the fucking floorboards."

"In my experience, advice which is advertised as “life-changing” is typically the furthest thing from the stuff which will actually change your life. Instead, it’s the gradual shift. The daily, repeatable actions. The slow, steady progression of purposeful 1% steps towards a clearly defined goal that means everything in the world to YOU."

"Decide how they speak, decide how they carry themselves and decide upon their true, unfiltered vernacular that allows them to cut through the noise and stand out from the crowd like an NBA player at Frodo’s house party."